Football Anxiety Appreciating Parent Gifts

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"Here are all of my dependents."

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"I am standing up straight."

"Your wife wants a report on your condition."

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"Okay! I'm letting go! Just stay straight! Do not get hurt! Your mother will never forgive me!!"

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

'I'm sure she'll stop soon.'

"We hate being stuck indoors because of seasonal allergies, so it's a relief when we can blame it on a dangerous fugitive."

The Anxious School Drop Off

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

"Sorry we have to leave, but it is 8:30 and our 28 year old is home alone..."

Mother and son at the throat doctor