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EAT: Ambience-free cusine

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Is it organic?'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

'What kind of...'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

Swedish Meta Balls.

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