Foodie Without Frills Gifts

"I hope you've noticed that our menu is refreshingly devoid of creativity."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

'What kind of...'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

'They use paper plates.'

Data Processing Center.

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

Expected Wait: 6 Texts, 3 Tweets, 2 Emails.

3 D printing (Mille Feuille)

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

Restaurant Apps of the Deep

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

EAT: Ambience-free cusine