Foodie Without Frills Prints

"I hope you've noticed that our menu is refreshingly devoid of creativity."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

'What kind of...'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

Where Processed Beef Comes From

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

'They use paper plates.'

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

Data Processing Center.

'Great Powerpoint, garcon - i'll have the fish!'

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

Restaurant Apps of the Deep

'you know, if you followed my tweets you'd know what we're having for dinner.'

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

3 D printing (Mille Feuille)

Expected Wait: 6 Texts, 3 Tweets, 2 Emails.

'I ordered a blueberry muffin - Not a Blackberry muffin!'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.