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"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Is it organic?'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

The moat won't keep you from raiding the fridge if you order him to lower the drawbridge.

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

Emeril Lagasse

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'What kind of...'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Swedish Meta Balls.

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

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