Foodie With A Love For Cars Gifts

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'It seats two comfortably.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Route 666

Inflating Boobs.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"