Culinary Car Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know about your oil, but the goulash you're cooking in your crankcase looks done."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Deflator mouse

Motor Tourism

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Useless add-ons.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.