Culinary Car Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't know about your oil, but the goulash you're cooking in your crankcase looks done."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Dog Park

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Deflator mouse

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.