Foodie With A Fitness Guilt Pillows

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Dieting Motivation.

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

"One slice—hold the bread."

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"Would you like to try the Sculpt & Shred or Blast & Burn?"

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Gym/Tan/Donut

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

A person is trying to open a hotdog jar at the gym.

"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

Motivation

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'