Fitness Foodie Pillows

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

Man doing pushups is eating pie.

'Can you spare a cup of non-fat milk,some no-calorie sweeteners, a cup of cottage cheese, a container of low-fat yogurt...'

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

"1 cookie, 2 donuts, 3 cupcakes, 4..."

"Walking the food court instead of the entire mall was a great idea."

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Lose weight now...ask me how!'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

Motivation

Lily makes an apple puff.

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

A person is trying to open a hotdog jar at the gym.

"One slice—hold the bread."

'Ordering the heaviest pizza does not constitute part of a weight training regime!'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.