Foodie With A Fitness Guilt Mugs

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Robber on treadmill

Dieting Motivation.

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

"One slice—hold the bread."

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Would you like to try the Sculpt & Shred or Blast & Burn?"

Gym/Tan/Donut

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie."

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

A person is trying to open a hotdog jar at the gym.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'