Guilt-motivated Fitness Junkie Pillows

"My strongest incentive to jog is guilt over paying so much for my running shoes."

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Pelobong

Health

Apocalliptical

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

The Wonder Gym.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Workout Calendar

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

'I'll have a two mile run, 150 sit ups and a side of weight training.'

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Vampire doing sit ups in his coffin.

'Executive Fitness Plan'

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"How long? I stop when I start to smell like bacon."

Weight Loss Clinic.

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

Excercising demons

'You're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'I eat apples as part of my 500 a day.'

Corporate Gym

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

'Bad news, coach. His test came back positive for spending hours in the weight room pumping iron.'

"Crunch gym"

Jehovah's Fitness