Gym Goer And Foodie Pillows

Gym/Tan/Donut

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Keep Fit.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

How to go form fit to fat...

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Dieting Motivation.

Yoga for beginners,

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping lunch and jumping to conclusions won't help you tone up and lose weight.'

'Checkmate!'

Treadmillstone

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'