Funny Food Fitness Fan Pillows

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Fast Food Dieter

Health

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

No use being self-conscious

"Is it working?"

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Check out my six pack.

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Sports centre lift.

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'