Food Lovers With A Fitness Dilemma Pillows

'I hate when I'm on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off & eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Dieting Motivation.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

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The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

"Would you like to try the Sculpt & Shred or Blast & Burn?"

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"Everything bagel?"

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

Supermarket Aisles.

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Give me the menus—you've kept the chef in suspense long enough."

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

Extreme health food restaurants: "Just check off what you want and we'll bring your tray around."

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

'The idea is to make food itself my motive to shape up.'

Fast food

"I've had enough of this diet. It's costing me to eat less."

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

'Genetically-modified food' -'Food with hormones' - 'Food with additives'

"I gave up dieting cold turkey."

'I'm still waiting for someone to invent a bran cereal that tastes like good ol' fashioned bacon 'n eggs!'

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.