Foodie With A Fiery Taste Gifts

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Al Dante

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Tasty bird.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Executive Tacos

Cooking With Pollock.

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'