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... Harold at the stomach pump.

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Spaghetti Road

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

Big Burgers.

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

The Deli Llama

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

A couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

"I'm on a health kick at the moment - let's walk around it a few times before we eat."

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

"Welcome to Smart Eating Weight Loss. We've changed our menu options... have you?"

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."

'I'm being awarded a medal for valor for ordering the chef's surprise.'

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"