Foodie Laughs Gifts

The pecking order stops here.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Filet minion

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Bangers and Mash

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Lockdown casserole

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"My guess it's guacamole."

Deliboys

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Better Not Squash.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Sisyphus Sawyer