Foodie In On The Joke Gifts

"And here's a photo of the baby salmon."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Bangers and Mash

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Beef Stew.

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

'The escargots are underdone.'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Bagel problems.

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'