Foodie-in-chief Gifts

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Domestic Goddess.

What the Doctor Ordered

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"You do like octopus?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Fast food. Even faster food

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

La Table

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.