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"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Culture clash

Spaghetti Road

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'