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"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Pizza Tower Bridge

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

Spaghetti Road

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Culture clash

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'