Foodie Clown Pillows

Hot dog carts collide

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

Can I give you a slice of the action?

It turns out they don't go together so well,

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Better Not Squash.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!