Comic Food Enthusiast Pillows

'The stuff legends are made of'

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Lockdown casserole

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

Cook au vin

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Murderous Chef

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'So this is a kitchen!'

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'