Foodie Comic Lover Pillows

'I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're not expected to last much longer after your expiration date.'

'You did request our freshest frog legs, sir.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Cook au vin

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

'This the plan...we will make the clients think that there is a contest, and the winner will be the first one who finds a finger in the soup.'

'What price range did you have in mind?'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

'Thinner!'

"I fear this place is going downhill."

"You still use too much yeast in your bread!"

'Sorry,Sir - we only have the one.'

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

'Keep an eye on McAllister -- I think he's cooking the books.'

"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."

'I've changed my mind.'