Foodie Comic Lover Pillows

'I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're not expected to last much longer after your expiration date.'

'You did request our freshest frog legs, sir.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

Cook au vin

'The stuff legends are made of'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

The Family Joules: Part 13

'Sorry general, but this is a four star restaurant.'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

'What price range did you have in mind?'

'This the plan...we will make the clients think that there is a contest, and the winner will be the first one who finds a finger in the soup.'

"I fear this place is going downhill."

'Sorry,Sir - we only have the one.'

'Thinner!'

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

"You still use too much yeast in your bread!"

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

'Sorry for the delay. Our free-range chicken can't decide what it wants to be.'

Ketchup stain … Mustard stain … BBQ stain …