Foodie Acrobat Pillows

The great zucchinis

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Before/After

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."