Foodie Acrobat Gifts

The great zucchinis

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Tzatzikicicle

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."