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Food Writing Gifts
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No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"I was with you right up to the cumin."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.
Copycats
I should be a writer when I grow up...
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
'How fast can you hype?'
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Squeezing the Free Press.
"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
Campaign for Plain English
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
Thru versus Through Traffic
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
Torturing the English Language
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
Food Writing Gifts Collection
Food Writing Mugs
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