Culinary Writer Gifts

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Soup of the month.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Garden.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Canape?

Too much cilantro

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

Holiday Supplies

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

I love Cannelloni

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

In the DNA Kitchen

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Feast

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Please don't kill me."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'