Food Blogging Gifts

The Last Thanksgiving

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

Mediterranean Martini

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

"Can I get you anything from the meat bar?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Stock photography

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."

"Oh, look! For an extra $10 they'll have a professional take a social media suitable photo for our meal."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Whoa

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Obsession with the Internet.

Your lobster was off!

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'It's my favorite.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'