Food Tourism Gifts

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Before/After

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

The Running of the Brie

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Spaghetti Road

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'What the devil is that?

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'