Food Tourist Gifts

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Try to guess the continent dining...

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Before/After

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

The Running of the Brie

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Spaghetti Road

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Alphabet soup

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Pizza Rescue.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'