Food Tourist Pillows

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Before/After

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

The Running of the Brie

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Spaghetti Road

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Alphabet soup

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

Pizza Rescue.

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.