Food Tours Pillows

'I'm just back from my 'Cheeses of France' discovery tour...It was amazing!...'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Pasta

'Is this still America?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Pastrami in the wild

Alphabet soup

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Hot Rinzelophtats

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'