Culinary Tours Pillows

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Sauce for the Goose

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

French wine

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Important Food Groups

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Before/After

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."