Culinary Tours Gifts

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Like death by salad.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

French wine

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Important Food Groups

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Sauce for the Goose

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Before/After

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"