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Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

6 Brothers Falafel

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"This is our soft opening."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Valet park only"

The Running of the Brie

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

Bake off: Flan B

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Hot Chestnuts

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'