Food Stands Gifts

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

6 Brothers Falafel

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"This is our soft opening."

"It's probably just seasonal."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Valet park only"

The Running of the Brie

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Make me one with everything!"

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Bake off: Flan B

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

Hot Chestnuts

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'