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Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Benihana style of cooking.

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Men's cooking'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Bake off: Flan B

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"More croutons, sir?"