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Oysters.

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Kitchen Kapers

"This is our soft opening."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Burnt or Raw?

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Valet park only"

'Men's cooking'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"More croutons, sir?"