Food Stall Fanatic Pillows

Oysters.

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

"This is our soft opening."

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Men's cooking'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Valet park only"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"More croutons, sir?"