Food Cart Fanatic Pillows

"Surprise me."

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Kitchen Kapers

Benihana style of cooking.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Important Food Groups

The Streets - Night

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Valet park only"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"More croutons, sir?"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'