Food Stall Owner T-Shirts

'We live off the fat in the land.'

"And we now offer curbside dining."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Today's special... donuts.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

View to the Future

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"This is our soft opening."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Kitchen Kapers

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."