Food Truck Owner T-Shirts

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Maybe you should slow down.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Happiness

"I had to do something with all of that casserole."

Shrimp cook

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Psssst! Hot dog?"

"Valet park only"

Bob's food truck

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

View to the Future

Sushi - formerly gyros, hot dogs, pretzels, chestnuts.

Food trucks for spicy food and heartburn relief.

"And don't even think about dessert until you eat your vegetables."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

6 Brothers Falafel

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Today's special... donuts.