Food Store Owner T-Shirts

Fruit store

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Cut Price

Fast food. Even faster food

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Today's special... donuts.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

View to the Future

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Important Food Groups

"This is our soft opening."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Kitchen Kapers

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"