Grocery Store Owner T-Shirts

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"The markup isn't great, but think of the sales per square foot of floor space we get with this item!"

'Oh no, freezer's on the blink again!'

H&G Groceries: Let us do the hunting and gathering for you!

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Shortages and price speculation

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

The fisherman and his catch...

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Deli-Meats: Short Attention Spam

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

City Grocers: New for Xmas or Green Sprouts of Recovery!

Supermarket Price Wars.

Fresh Eggs.

'That was a successful trip, three for the price of two at the supermarket.'

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

Downsized: Worldwide Global Grocers, Inc...now Mom & Pop

Important Food Groups

Tuna Gone Bad.

'Of course I support my local shop keeper - I give him my leftovers'

Tomatoes

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"It was inevitable – health food junk food."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

Bad for you but to die for

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.