Food Service Adventurer Gifts

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Rump roast?"

"You owe me five bucks."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Bermuda Triangles

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Hats and Food

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"