Food Service Adventurer Mugs

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Rump roast?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Bermuda Triangles

"You owe me five bucks."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."