Fast Food Adventurer Mugs

"Ostrich."

DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

6 Brothers Falafel

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'It's my favorite.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.