Fast Food Adventurer Prints

"Ostrich."

DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

6 Brothers Falafel

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"We won!"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'It's my favorite.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."