Food Quality Crusader Gifts

"I hope this grass is organic!"

Man using to much bug spray

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

Air freshener - pollution.

FDA Ingredients

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

'Why on Earth would you ask if this turkey is genetically modified?'

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Customer complaints.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

Sam Ella - Quality Meat